Jack White to score 'The Lone Ranger' -... →
lookwhatjackdid: “Walt Disney Pictures has lassoed the rock n’ roll specialist to write, produce and perform the score for Jerry Bruckheimer Films’ upcoming adaptation of “The Lone Ranger. Starring Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer, “The Lone Ranger” is based on the popular television series from the 1970s and tells the story of a masked crime fighter (Hammer) and his Native American sidekick ,...
That Time They Found Those Bodies in Ben...
mentalflossr: Construction workers found something odd while renovating Ben Franklin’s old London home—lots and lots of bones.
mental_floss on tumblr: In 1906, the Bronx Zoo Put... →
mentalflossr: In his first few weeks at the Bronx Zoo, Ota Benga wandered around the grounds freely. But soon, zookeepers urged Benga to play with the orangutan in its enclosure. Crowds gathered to watch. Next the zookeepers convinced Benga to use his bow and arrow to shoot targets, along with the…
Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write. Let go: relax. Forgive. All...– Mary Anne Radmacher (via missfolly) This is my life
Unsuspecting fan: Ah, guess I'll check out Jack White, see what he's up to.
Jack White: My son is holding a blowtorch, gotta go.
Unsuspecting fan: Oh, Jack's son would be holding a blowtorch.
Jack White: I've got a surprise coming up.
Unsuspecting fan: Yeah?
Jack White: I'm making records. Out of everything.
Unsuspecting fan: Everything?
Jack White: Records inside of other records. Glow in the dark records. Records that can't be played. Records that have liquid inside them. RECORDS IN BALLOONS, BWAHAAHAHAHAH.
Unsuspecting fan: Jack, are you okay?
Jack White: Yeah, sorry. I was just creating another band.
Unsuspecting fan: I thought you were going on a solo--
Jack White: YES, I AM, BUT SOMETIMES IT'S ALL MEN, AND SOMETIMES IT'S ALL WOMEN. YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE ME OUT. I AM AN ENIGMA.
Unsuspecting fan: I really enjoy your music.
Jack White: Coca-Cola is delicious. Everyone should have three cans of it.
Unsuspecting fan: Um, yes, yes it--
Jack White: HOLD ON MY SON IS HITTING ON THE REDHEAD NEXT DOOR~~
Unsuspecting fan: Erm...
Jack White: After that I'm gonna go make a guitar out of a block of cheese and children's dreams, brb
Jack White: Tangible.
Communism and fascism or nazism, although poles apart in their intellectual...– James A. C. Brown (via missfolly)
If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.– Albert Einstein (via missfolly)
There are few feelings greater than opening a new...
untiedxstates: marbled, splatter, split colored, anything. It’s fantastic.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass...– Ronald Reagan (via missfolly)
I deconstruct my thoughts...: How to tell you're... →
atthispiano: 1. You’re going really fast. Like, bugs-in-your-teeth fast. Nurses tend to work hard and play hard. Part of the “playing hard” involves driving fast. I have a nurse pal who works critical care and can push her Prius up past 90 mph without batting an eye. Don’t ask me why this is. You’d… This is an exact description of my car O_o
Ok, I need to have some stickers now.– A 7-year-old female patient, after patiently enduring a series of swab tests (throat swab for strep, nasopharyngeal swab x 2 for influenza and pertussis). She got a handful of stickers. (via cranquis)
Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: TSK: I have the... →
cranquis: Ok, parents of the 3-month-old girl with a high fever and diarrhea — let me get this straight: You all just returned from 3 weeks visiting family in Mexico. While in Mexico, little Ayeli had “a cough and runny nose, no fever” and you took her to a doctor who gave her a shot of penicillin (…